Too long making lockers. Who cares about anything else?
My school had so many students there was not enough lockers to go around. You either opted out of getting one or shared them.
One year they got new lockers. Not more of them. Just new sets. They wouldn’t let people use adhesive on the outside of them. Except the cheerleaders. So I decided to play devil’s advocate and made a locker shaped piece of paper covered in stuff that wrapped around the whole door and taped to itself on the inside. They tried to make me remove it but I won because no tape actually touched the locker.
It was covered in picture of Weird Al. I am a dork.