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Best Christmas special!
Frosty the Snowman was a bloody, twisted soul, With two staking arms and a stabbing nose, And burning eyes of coal.
Frosty the Snowman is a horror tale, they say. He was made of snow, but the children know He’ll take their life one day.
There must have been dark magic In that old silk hat, I see, For when they placed it on his head, He began a murder spree!
Oh, Frosty the Snowman was psychotic as could be; And the children ran as he laughed and sang, “You’ll never escape me!”
Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump, Hearing my heart go. Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump, Blood spilled on the snow.
Frosty the Snowman felt the scalding sun that day, So he said, “Go run, and we’ll have some fun Now, before I melt away.”
Down to the village, with a shotgun in his hand, Shooting here and there, all around the square, Sayin’, “Catch me if you can.”
He chased them down the streets of town, Right to the traffic cop; And only laughed insanely when He heard him holler, “Stop!”
No, Frosty the Snowman had the upper hand that day, So he pumped two shells, sayin’ “It’s not farewell. I’ll be back again some day.”
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump, Look at Frosty go. Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump, Pulsing hearts on snow.
xD OMFG That’s great!
nice song
Someone please make this into a heavy-metal Christmas song! {I’m not even a FAN of heavy metal! XD}
Sorry for the long post. I wrote that parody probably back in high school and just had to share it.
Thanks for getting into the spirit of the season.
Way to ruin a moment. :I
You’re just so Adorable, Catherin. 🙂
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Brad
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Best Christmas special!
Rhov
Frosty the Snowman was a bloody, twisted soul,
With two staking arms and a stabbing nose,
And burning eyes of coal.
Frosty the Snowman is a horror tale, they say.
He was made of snow, but the children know
He’ll take their life one day.
There must have been dark magic
In that old silk hat, I see,
For when they placed it on his head,
He began a murder spree!
Oh, Frosty the Snowman was psychotic as could be;
And the children ran as he laughed and sang,
“You’ll never escape me!”
Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump,
Hearing my heart go.
Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump,
Blood spilled on the snow.
Frosty the Snowman felt the scalding sun that day,
So he said, “Go run, and we’ll have some fun
Now, before I melt away.”
Down to the village, with a shotgun in his hand,
Shooting here and there, all around the square,
Sayin’, “Catch me if you can.”
He chased them down the streets of town,
Right to the traffic cop;
And only laughed insanely when
He heard him holler, “Stop!”
No, Frosty the Snowman had the upper hand that day,
So he pumped two shells, sayin’ “It’s not farewell.
I’ll be back again some day.”
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
Pulsing hearts on snow.
Gemini
xD OMFG That’s great!
master1o1
nice song
Qwerty2999
Someone please make this into a heavy-metal Christmas song!
{I’m not even a FAN of heavy metal! XD}
Rhov
Sorry for the long post. I wrote that parody probably back in high school and just had to share it.
lyze
Thanks for getting into the spirit of the season.
Excedrrine
Way to ruin a moment. :I
JT
You’re just so Adorable, Catherin. 🙂
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