To be fair, they’re gonna be just fine; if anyone is really fucked, it would be Caitlyn. I mean, she does happen to be carrying the child of Zeus, and his wife does have a tendency to royally fuck shit up for the women that he cheats on her with. And their children. And grandchildren. And their friends.
Basically, Hera is a spiteful cunt is what I’m trying to say.
Yeah, generally speaking if you’re not a child of Zeus (or carrying his child) things work out relatively well for you.
Mind you, all the Greek Gods have had their moments for various reasons, even the “good” ones like Athena. The only one you’re probably safe with is Hades, provided you’re not trying to raise the dead.
I mean, she does happen to be carrying the child of Zeus, and his wife does have a tendency to royally fuck shit up for the women that he cheats on her with. Where did you get this information?
I’m actually curious if the wives or lady gods would get involved somehow, surely they’d have their own contingency plan just so the ‘next generation’ is not only remembered for the males.
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Ninshinobi
To be fair, they’re gonna be just fine; if anyone is really fucked, it would be Caitlyn. I mean, she does happen to be carrying the child of Zeus, and his wife does have a tendency to royally fuck shit up for the women that he cheats on her with. And their children. And grandchildren. And their friends.
Basically, Hera is a spiteful cunt is what I’m trying to say.
Archerb
Yeah, generally speaking if you’re not a child of Zeus (or carrying his child) things work out relatively well for you.
Mind you, all the Greek Gods have had their moments for various reasons, even the “good” ones like Athena. The only one you’re probably safe with is Hades, provided you’re not trying to raise the dead.
JT
Agreed. “The wife from hades” all but literally.
She may not have enough power left to do much.
Nealend86
To be fair, none of the legends say anything about the mothers of the demigods getting superpowers during their pregnancy either.
cherbsubbgo
I mean, she does happen to be carrying the child of Zeus, and his wife does have a tendency to royally fuck shit up for the women that he cheats on her with. Where did you get this information?
Qwerty2999
I’m actually curious if the wives or lady gods would get involved somehow, surely they’d have their own contingency plan just so the ‘next generation’ is not only remembered for the males.
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